Distilled Wisdom.Avaliable only at Green Dungeon Alchemist Laboratories is the amazing Green Dungeon Alchemist brand Distilled Wisdom! Now the intelligence of the best scientists and inventors can be yours, get straight A's in schoool or feed it to your dog and breed a race of talking pets who won't rise up and rebel against thier masters at all!
The label is printed on professionally aged paper and can be affixed to the bottle of your choice. A hugely varied selection of old bottles can be provided upon request. All bottles are from around 1930 and earlier, making each one approximatley 80 years old! The corks are hand made and shaped for each individual bottle.
If you'd like to get your hands on some Distilled Wisdom and become an evil genius then contact me.
Please put "Distilled Wisdom" in the electro-mail's subject line.
Price will vary depending on the bottle but it's aproximatley £4 per bottle!
Liquid Frog.Tired of catching your own frogs for your concoctions? Would you rather not undergo the tedious task of trapping those slippery amphibians? Well now there is an easier way! Green Dungeon Alchemist brand liquid frog is made from the finest distilled frogs, all aged for 3 years in British ponds. One teaspoon is the equivalent of 1 and 2 sevenths of a frog, get a bottle today and avoid all that dirty work in swamps forever*! Guaranteed to contain less than 2% toad.
If you'd like obtain some Liquid Frog then contact me via electronic mail.
Please put "Liquid Frog" in the electro-mail's subject line.
Price will vary depending on the bottle but it's aproximatley £4 per bottle!
(*untill you need to buy another bottle.)